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ENTRY ___193


What the hell is that... thing?


NOW SNIPPY, DON'T BE RUDE TO THE POOR LOBBY BOY. IT'S NOT HIS FAULT HE DID THE NIGHT SHIFT AND HAD TOO MANY UNCOMFORTABLE NAPS ON THE JOB! THESE THINGS HAPPEN, YOU KNOW.


That THING is not...

SHHH! YOU'RE MISSING THE WELCOMING SPEECH.

Those are just random clicking noises!

...WHY YES! WE WOULD LIKE YOUR MOST LUXURIOUS OF ROOMS! THE PENTHOUSE, IF POSSIBLE.

Stop shouting and waving at it, you'll agitate it!

...YES, WE WOULD LIKE TO HAVE BREAKFAST INCLUDED.

Whatever the hell that thing is, its more likely to make us into breakfast.

DO YOU KNOW OF A NEARBY CAR RENTAL PLACE? MHHMM. MHMMM. MHM.
SNIPPY, DON'T JUST STAND THERE LIKE A BOOB, GET OUT YOUR NOTEPAD AND WRITE DOWN THE INTERSECTION!

What? I don't have a notepad...

YES! THAT'S ZEE CAPTAIN, GOVERNOR OF... NO, THE B IS SILENT. CAT, APPLE, PIE, TOMAS... PHOTO ID? HMM.. UNE MOMENTO.

Is that... What? That's MY drivers license! Hey! Don't throw my drivers license at grotesque abominations!

SNIPPY! YOUR MANNERS ARE LACKING, APOLOGIZE AT ONCE. DON'T PUT CAPTANIA TO SHAME!

Huh? I'm not... No! I haven't seen my license in years... Where the hell did you get my drivers license from?

WHY... ZEE FAIRIES FOUND IT IN ME POCKET.

That is not a reasonable explanation!







Credits


Hugs and love to all our DELICIOUS PATRONS

Art Director:

Vitaly S Alexius

Illustrator:

Iidanmrak



27th July 2014

Tagged in Biomatrix Pilot Lobby Boy Snippy Engie Captain
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3 years ago #9605194        
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I forgot Captain had those fairies in zeer pocket. I wonder how they're doing.



9 months ago #9811096        
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It says 'wow, first customers in 29486028175 years.'



1 year ago #9775030        
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Silly snippy, He's speaking morse code!



2 years ago #9684962        
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Gosh, I thought the fairies attached themselves to Photoshop's face back when Zee Captain found her and the fairies made Photoshop tame. I guess those were just Photoshop's eyes all along. Zee Captain just got MORE amazing!



3 years ago #9516358        
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Snippy is the best!



4 years ago #9418324        
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Teeth!



4 years ago #9398780        
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Wait. Wait. WAIT. So, either Captain took Snippy's licence when they were working in the same area, Captain used his magical time bending powers, or Captain is Snippy.



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5 years ago #9350064        
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So the parking tickets are explained!



5 years ago #9344664        
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I'll be fair.
I had word-for-word reacted to the sight of that monstrosity with Snippy's response.

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5 years ago #9265351        
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So the Fairies are still with him/her :D Glad to hear it :D



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