What the hell is that... thing?
NOW SNIPPY, DON'T BE RUDE TO THE POOR LOBBY BOY. IT'S NOT HIS FAULT HE DID THE NIGHT SHIFT AND HAD TOO MANY UNCOMFORTABLE NAPS ON THE JOB! THESE THINGS HAPPEN, YOU KNOW.
That THING is not...
SHHH! YOU'RE MISSING THE WELCOMING SPEECH.
Those are just random clicking noises!
...WHY YES! WE WOULD LIKE YOUR MOST LUXURIOUS OF ROOMS! THE PENTHOUSE, IF POSSIBLE.
Stop shouting and waving at it, you'll agitate it!
...YES, WE WOULD LIKE TO HAVE BREAKFAST INCLUDED.
Whatever the hell that thing is, its more likely to make us into breakfast.
DO YOU KNOW OF A NEARBY CAR RENTAL PLACE? MHHMM. MHMMM. MHM.
SNIPPY, DON'T JUST STAND THERE LIKE A BOOB, GET OUT YOUR NOTEPAD AND WRITE DOWN THE INTERSECTION!
What? I don't have a notepad...
YES! THAT'S ZEE CAPTAIN, GOVERNOR OF... NO, THE B IS SILENT. CAT, APPLE, PIE, TOMAS... PHOTO ID? HMM.. UNE MOMENTO.
Is that... What? That's MY drivers license! Hey! Don't throw my drivers license at grotesque abominations!
SNIPPY! YOUR MANNERS ARE LACKING, APOLOGIZE AT ONCE. DON'T PUT CAPTANIA TO SHAME!
Huh? I'm not... No! I haven't seen my license in years... Where the hell did you get my drivers license from?
WHY... ZEE FAIRIES FOUND IT IN ME POCKET.
That is not a reasonable explanation!
Hugs and love to all our DELICIOUS PATRONS
Art Director: Vitaly S Alexius
27th July 2014
Tagged in Lobby Boy Biomatrix Engie Pilot Captain Snippy
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