NOW SNIPPY, DON'T BE RUDE TO THE POOR LOBBY BOY. IT'S NOT HIS FAULT HE DID THE NIGHT SHIFT AND HAD TOO MANY UNCOMFORTABLE NAPS ON THE JOB! THESE THINGS HAPPEN, YOU KNOW.
That THING is not...
SHHH! YOU'RE MISSING THE WELCOMING SPEECH.
Those are just random clicking noises!
...WHY YES! WE WOULD LIKE YOUR MOST LUXURIOUS OF ROOMS! THE PENTHOUSE, IF POSSIBLE.
Stop shouting and waving at it, you'll agitate it!
...YES, WE WOULD LIKE TO HAVE BREAKFAST INCLUDED.
Whatever the hell that thing is, its more likely to make us into breakfast.
DO YOU KNOW OF A NEARBY CAR RENTAL PLACE? MHHMM. MHMMM. MHM.
SNIPPY, DON'T JUST STAND THERE LIKE A BOOB, GET OUT YOUR NOTEPAD AND WRITE DOWN THE INTERSECTION!
What? I don't have a notepad...
YES! THAT'S ZEE CAPTAIN, GOVERNOR OF... NO, THE B IS SILENT. CAT, APPLE, PIE, TOMAS... PHOTO ID? HMM.. UNE MOMENTO.
Is that... What? That's MY drivers license! Hey! Don't throw my drivers license at grotesque abominations!
SNIPPY! YOUR MANNERS ARE LACKING, APOLOGIZE AT ONCE. DON'T PUT CAPTANIA TO SHAME!
Huh? I'm not... No! I haven't seen my license in years... Where the hell did you get my drivers license from?
Gosh, I thought the fairies attached themselves to Photoshop's face back when Zee Captain found her and the fairies made Photoshop tame. I guess those were just Photoshop's eyes all along. Zee Captain just got MORE amazing!
Wait. Wait. WAIT. So, either Captain took Snippy's licence when they were working in the same area, Captain used his magical time bending powers, or Captain is Snippy.
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I forgot Captain had those fairies in zeer pocket. I wonder how they're doing.