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ENTRY ___179



G-SYSTEM ERROR REPORT:

TETRA-VIRAL WEAPON CONTROL LOST.
ENVIRONMENTAL CONTROL FAILURE.
DANGER: UNAUTHORIZED ENVIRONMENTAL BIO-HAZARD PRESENT IN ATMOSPHERE.

_ATMOSPHERIC CONTROL FAILURE.

ATTEMPTING TO CONTACT YOUR LOCAL ADMIN FOR _BUG FIX.

LOCAL SYS ADMIN OUT OF SERVICE.
REASONS CITED: VEGETABLE STATE.

_ATTEMPTING TO CONTACT GLOBAL NEURAL NETWORK AI.

ANNET IS NOT RESPONDING.
REASONS CITED: UNEXPECTED SHUTDOWN SEQUENCE.

. . .

_ATTEMPTING TO CONTACT SYSTEM WIZARD.

SYSTEM WIZARD AUTOMATED MESSAGE RESPONSE:

GREETINGS!
YOU'VE REACHED THE INBOX OF THE SYSTEM WIZARD!
I AM CURRENTLY HAVING A SKY-PICNIC WITH MY ASSOCIATES.
IF THIS IS A MATTER OF NATIONAL EMERGENCY, PLEASE DO NOT HESITATE TO WRITE ME AN ANGRY LETTER TO THE FOLLOWING ADDRESS:
TWELFTH AND A HALF STREET. APARTMENT SEVENTY BEE. MANCHESTER, MERCURY.
IF THIS IS A MATTER OF HIGH IMPORTANCE AND IT CANNOT WAIT, YOU CAN LOUDLY SHOUT AT THE SKY AT RANDOM INTERVALS OR COMMUNICATE WITH ME VIA USE OF FLAG-SPEAK.


_ATTEMPTING TO CONTACT TEMPORAL CORRECTOR.

CORRECTOR IS NOT RESPONDING.
REASONS CITED: CURRENTLY BREWING TEA.

_ATTEMPTING TO CONTACT INSURANCE DIRECTOR

INSURANCE DIRECTOR NOT RESPONDING.
TRACKING ACTIVE INSURANCE DEPT HEADS.
INSURANCE DEPARTMENT IS NOT AVAILABLE.
TRACKING ACTIVE FIELD AGENTS.
ACTIVE DEX FOUND.
FORWARDING INQUIRY TO ACTIVE DEX UNIT 966912.

G-SYSTEM:
ATTENTION DEX 966912. DUE TO LACK OF DEPARTMENT ACTIVITY YOU HAVE BEEN PROMOTED TO DIRECTORATE HEAD OF INSURANCE AGENCY.
ACCEPT MISSION 33-11-47.
FIND AND CONTACT SYSTEM ADMIN.
FIND AND REPRIMAND SYSTEM WIZARD.
FIND AND RE-FOCUS THE TEMPORAL CORRECTOR.
REACTIVATE NEURAL NETWORK AI.
RESTORE THE SYSTEM TO PROPER STATE.

966912:
NO! I AM BUSY PADDLING.
ALSO, I'VE ALREADY CHOSEN A LIFE-TIME CAREER OF +-TRAFFIC-SIGN PAINTER-+!
LEAVE ME ALONE, YOU GASTARDLY, FLOATING LETTER!

G-SYSTEM:
DEX 966912. YOUR DISOBEDIENCE HAS BEEN NOTED.
WE ARE DISPATCHING DRONES TO YOUR CURRENT LOCATION FOR A REPRIMAND.

966912:
I DON'T CARE, YOU STINKY, SLANTED RASPBERRY!
YOU CAN KISS MY JIGGLY...

_CONNECTION TERMINATED.


Credits


This month's RA's SUPER-PATRONS are:
Candied Sardines
Junsu Park

Art Director:

Vitaly S Alexius

Illustrator:

Iidanmrak

23rd March 2014
 
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4 months ago #9355106        
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Naussicaa



Yubbi

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5 months ago #9343855        
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They really expect pilot to reprimand captain(system wizard)?



6 months ago #9327108        
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the true nature of the mug has been revealed



MrBumble

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7 months ago #9318595        
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"YOU STINKY, SLANTED RASPBERRY!" Never change, Pilot.


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7 months ago #9317593        
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The world of mushrooms. Perhaps squiggly beasts will eventually pop from shroomy cocoons.



9 months ago #9274572        
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Hmm. I guess there were unexpected consequences to terminating the global supervisor. Who knew? :)



sergeant

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1 year ago #9233648        
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@GuiltyGuerre well, apparently, according to alexiuss reply, you are CORRECT!

thanks man.
@Sol4rplexus i see. thanks.



1 year ago #9214232        
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@sergeant the red thing is part of the biomatrix regrown by the rogue biomatrix Lifalope and corrupted with ANNETs copyright violation viruses. Or so I would imagine.



Bell4U

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1 year ago #9139044        
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@sergeant I was referring to a comment Alexius made: "Coffey flood is a temporal transfer of the ocean from "whale" episode spilling into the past due to the ion beam interruption."



sergeant

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1 year ago #9138367        
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nice comic.

also, @Bell4U, what do you mean when you say that ''The Coffey Flood was finally explained''? i dont get it.

i like this comic alot, and i have to ask: if DEX 98427902 (pilot) is asked to do a new mission to reactivate ANNET, and he is paddling the hot-air baloon in the sky, then:
WHO is this green-eyed robot in the red-lake in the comic?
a new DEX-robot/cyborg?
arghhh!

good comics, tho!



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