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ENTRY ___179



G-SYSTEM ERROR REPORT:

TETRA-VIRAL WEAPON CONTROL LOST.
ENVIRONMENTAL CONTROL FAILURE.
DANGER: UNAUTHORIZED ENVIRONMENTAL BIO-HAZARD PRESENT IN ATMOSPHERE.

_ATMOSPHERIC CONTROL FAILURE.

ATTEMPTING TO CONTACT YOUR LOCAL ADMIN FOR _BUG FIX.

LOCAL SYS ADMIN OUT OF SERVICE.
REASONS CITED: VEGETABLE STATE.

_ATTEMPTING TO CONTACT GLOBAL NEURAL NETWORK AI.

ANNET IS NOT RESPONDING.
REASONS CITED: UNEXPECTED SHUTDOWN SEQUENCE.

. . .

_ATTEMPTING TO CONTACT SYSTEM WIZARD.

SYSTEM WIZARD AUTOMATED MESSAGE RESPONSE:

GREETINGS!
YOU'VE REACHED THE INBOX OF THE SYSTEM WIZARD!
I AM CURRENTLY HAVING A SKY-PICNIC WITH MY ASSOCIATES.
IF THIS IS A MATTER OF NATIONAL EMERGENCY, PLEASE DO NOT HESITATE TO WRITE ME AN ANGRY LETTER TO THE FOLLOWING ADDRESS:
TWELFTH AND A HALF STREET. APARTMENT SEVENTY BEE. MANCHESTER, MERCURY.
IF THIS IS A MATTER OF HIGH IMPORTANCE AND IT CANNOT WAIT, YOU CAN LOUDLY SHOUT AT THE SKY AT RANDOM INTERVALS OR COMMUNICATE WITH ME VIA USE OF FLAG-SPEAK.


_ATTEMPTING TO CONTACT TEMPORAL CORRECTOR.

CORRECTOR IS NOT RESPONDING.
REASONS CITED: CURRENTLY BREWING TEA.

_ATTEMPTING TO CONTACT INSURANCE DIRECTOR

INSURANCE DIRECTOR NOT RESPONDING.
TRACKING ACTIVE INSURANCE DEPT HEADS.
INSURANCE DEPARTMENT IS NOT AVAILABLE.
TRACKING ACTIVE FIELD AGENTS.
ACTIVE DEX FOUND.
FORWARDING INQUIRY TO ACTIVE DEX UNIT 966912.

G-SYSTEM:
ATTENTION DEX 966912. DUE TO LACK OF DEPARTMENT ACTIVITY YOU HAVE BEEN PROMOTED TO DIRECTORATE HEAD OF INSURANCE AGENCY.
ACCEPT MISSION 33-11-47.
FIND AND CONTACT SYSTEM ADMIN.
FIND AND REPRIMAND SYSTEM WIZARD.
FIND AND RE-FOCUS THE TEMPORAL CORRECTOR.
REACTIVATE NEURAL NETWORK AI.
RESTORE THE SYSTEM TO PROPER STATE.

966912:
NO! I AM BUSY PADDLING.
ALSO, I'VE ALREADY CHOSEN A LIFE-TIME CAREER OF +-TRAFFIC-SIGN PAINTER-+!
LEAVE ME ALONE, YOU GASTARDLY, FLOATING LETTER!

G-SYSTEM:
DEX 966912. YOUR DISOBEDIENCE HAS BEEN NOTED.
WE ARE DISPATCHING DRONES TO YOUR CURRENT LOCATION FOR A REPRIMAND.

966912:
I DON'T CARE, YOU STINKY, SLANTED RASPBERRY!
YOU CAN KISS MY JIGGLY...

_CONNECTION TERMINATED.


Credits



This month's RA's SUPER-PATRONS are:
Candied Sardines
Junsu Park

Art Director:

Vitaly S Alexius

Illustrator:

Iidanmrak

23rd March 2014
 


99 Comments:
 
sergeant

20 M
2 months ago #9233648        

@GuiltyGuerre well, apparently, according to alexiuss reply, you are CORRECT!

thanks man.
@Sol4rplexus i see. thanks.



3 months ago #9214232        

@sergeant the red thing is part of the biomatrix regrown by the rogue biomatrix Lifalope and corrupted with ANNETs copyright violation viruses. Or so I would imagine.



Bell4U

21 F
6 months ago #9139044        

@sergeant I was referring to a comment Alexius made: "Coffey flood is a temporal transfer of the ocean from "whale" episode spilling into the past due to the ion beam interruption."



sergeant

20 M
6 months ago #9138367        

nice comic.

also, @Bell4U, what do you mean when you say that ''The Coffey Flood was finally explained''? i dont get it.

i like this comic alot, and i have to ask: if DEX 98427902 (pilot) is asked to do a new mission to reactivate ANNET, and he is paddling the hot-air baloon in the sky, then:
WHO is this green-eyed robot in the red-lake in the comic?
a new DEX-robot/cyborg?
arghhh!

good comics, tho!



Znipster

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Moderator
7 months ago #9130070        

@Altarir
I upload a post about resent changes once in awhile at my blog: http://romacspeculations.tumblr.com/
Here is a list (made by Tuxedo Luigi) from a few months ago: http://romacspeculations.tumblr.com/post/73406524291/the-updates-you-may-have-missed



Znipster

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Moderator
7 months ago #9130064        

@alexius
Ok, just thought that it might be that ANNET used the US spelling because programming is usually based on US English (Why I ask is mainly because you used the US spelling for color/colour)

No matter



alexius

28 M
Admin Moderator
7 months ago #9129476        

@Znipster

either English is fine.
I use Canadian english



Znipster

18 O
Moderator
7 months ago #9128855        

@alexius
Awesome.

OK. I'll try to stay in correspondence with the comic when I make edits. BTW do you prefer US or GB English spelling?



Bell4U

21 F
7 months ago #9128840        

@alexius The Coffey Flood was finally explained, at least I haven't come across this explanation anywhere.



7 months ago #9128816        

Hang on, is that Pilot? Pilot is suposed to restart Annie? Really glad he is back to normal then and won't listen.



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