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ENTRY___177:



HELLO,

I AM FLYING BOAT.
I FLY PEOPLE PLACES.
ALSO, I AM POWERED BY IMAGINATION AND FENESTRATION OF BURNING OILY GASES.

MY PASSENGER LIST ARE AS FOLLOWS:
1 CAPTAIN (CAPTAINAGE DEPARTMENT)
1 PILOT (PROPELLAGE DEPARTMENT)
1 SNIPS (DEPARTMENT OF GRUMPY-NESS)
1 ANGIE (DEPARTMENT OF FRONTAL LOOKOUTS)

I HAVE PLENTIFUL GLORIOUS CONTENTS IN MY BULKHEADS AND MUCH WIND IN MY SAILS. MY SAFETY RATINGS ARE OF HIGHEST QUANTIAGE AND I AM THE FINEST VESSEL IN ALL OF CAPTANIA, THE FIRST OF ITS CLASS AND BEST AT DOING WHATEVER NEEDS TO BE DONE IN THE SKY.

...


Just kidding! It is I, your trust-ley Pilot. You can trust our flying taxi to take you to all the relevant places in all due time.
My job on flying machine is pedallage. I peddle the spinny back ventillator.

Zee Captain says that our team of musketeers has potential to defeat the evil red Cardinal. I know not who this Cardinal is but the gobblegoops in my eye are telling me that musketeers be:

[ old timely-hero-type knights of Parisian Nation that was long ago lost in time ]


I like dat. I will make meself a proper sash and pointy sword-weapon to fit into such visage!
Working together under Captain's divine vision, we shall harvest the plentiful skies and expand the borders of Captania upwards and sidewards!

Snipps is a fudge nipple. He lost my sword somewhere.
His Sky-boat criticism is also most non-acceptabley! I built the Sky-boat precisely by captain's exquizitive instructions.
I even showed Snippy our proto-typage design:


The greasy knuckle wasn't impressed. Well I ain't showing him the rest of the usage manual booklet! Let him broil in perpetual unfocused ignorance.
His complains that the sky-boat is "a rickety monstrocity" and that "we will plummet to our doom soon" are muchly ignored. Told him if he so chooses to be a Corporate Raisin, he can write a formality report to captain abouts it and perhaps his points of viewage will be of considerations for pertinant improvements.

Doktor Angee is a most useless lookout person.
He does not respond to my acts of communications. Poking him accomplishes naught. From further pokage, I have concluded that Angee is now a vegetable. See where being so smart gets you?

Perhaps over-thinking has turned Angie's brain into a tomato soup.

I like vegetables. But not fruits. Fruits can be dangerous, especially scones and cones and pineapples.

Perhaps if I make loud Trombone noise Angie will awaken from his princessy slumbers? No, that didn't do it. That just earned me a glare from Snippey. Silly tit. I am immune to such unprofessional death-glares. Unless of course they are Captain's glares. Captain's glare can evaporate oceans and vacuum mountains. I've practiced my glare against mirror but at best day I can only create micro-cracks on its surfaces. I am a mere apprentice, not a true wizard yet. Someday, mayhaps in a million years like Captain says I will be. Oh what things I would do then! What things!
I told Captain that firstly I would ban all Pineapples from Universe. To such Captain responded: THINK MOAR BROADLY.
To which I made a proclamation dat I will ban ALL FLAVOURS of Pineapples from Universe, so that the world may be free of their sour-ness.

I wonder if I will still receive my magazine subscriptions in the sky. Will air-mail deliver things proper or will I be forced to switch my purchasing range to Sky-mall? I do like the sky-mall booklets. They are full of quirky shindigs.

I blinked at sky-mall catalog thrice.
Gooblegook confirmed my itemic purchase:
[ Your order of: _piano is on the way ]

...Oh I can't wait to play my Captain a sonata of the heavens.

Credits



This month's RA's SUPER-PATRONS are:
Candied Sardines
Junsu Park
D. Parent


Art Director:

Vitaly S Alexius


3D rendering by:

Artem Bagmut

Studio assistance by:

Tina Ze Intern & Chico

Journal sketch by:

sythgara.deviantart.com

Russian translation by:

Александр Чернов

27th February 2014
 


120 Comments:
 
minxan

16 M
2 months ago #9168211        

wait first red panda now red cardinal ? at least pilot knows that tomato's are fruit.



3 months ago #9136037        

Pilot is my favorite character in this whole thing and this installment solidifies that.



4 months ago #9122142        

is Engie Angie now?



4 months ago #9118519        

@Panchop64 OMG. YOU'RE RIGHT. A ;LSDJH;GAOIUEH;AOW



alexius

28 M
Admin Moderator
4 months ago #9116802        

@gaving

it might have gotten lost, a few books came back with their address torn off.
send me an email: svitart@gmail.com
and I'll get it sorted out.



4 months ago #9116265        

I love the fact that Pilot, even in his nonsensical state, is able to utlise ANNET and make sense of wikipedia-style imagery fed to him from the grid. He even goes as far as making an online purchase.... and that's even after Engie's forced shutdown with accompanying BSOD.

I wonder how long it will take for his order to arrive. Did he request express freight? I wonder if it will be faster delivery than the RA book that I paid for (indegogo 2 years ago - never arrived)? I kind of gave up on getting it. Perhaps postage to Australia is too expensive. I'd be happy to not receive my book, and instead donate a book to Pilot (assuming Vitaly is able to do so), so that Pilot may have an amazing bonus with his piano order, when it arrives :)



Evo

120 O
4 months ago #9113602        

@gammaworld1:

Congratulations, you have officially made me crack up. You win best comment for this issue.



5 months ago #9112300        

/r schoolbus



Kaini

20 F
5 months ago #9111920        

Engie D:



5 months ago #9111051        

@Panchop64 OMG THE FORESHADOWING CONTINUES



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