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ENTRY ___177



HELLO,

I AM FLYING BOAT.
I FLY PEOPLE PLACES.
ALSO, I AM POWERED BY IMAGINATION AND FENESTRATION OF BURNING OILY GASES.

MY PASSENGER LIST ARE AS FOLLOWS:
1 CAPTAIN (CAPTAINAGE DEPARTMENT)
1 PILOT (PROPELLAGE DEPARTMENT)
1 SNIPS (DEPARTMENT OF GRUMPY-NESS)
1 ANGIE (DEPARTMENT OF FRONTAL LOOKOUTS)

I HAVE PLENTIFUL GLORIOUS CONTENTS IN MY BULKHEADS AND MUCH WIND IN MY SAILS. MY SAFETY RATINGS ARE OF HIGHEST QUANTIAGE AND I AM THE FINEST VESSEL IN ALL OF CAPTANIA, THE FIRST OF ITS CLASS AND BEST AT DOING WHATEVER NEEDS TO BE DONE IN THE SKY.

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Just kidding! It is I, your trust-ley Pilot. You can trust our flying taxi to take you to all the relevant places in all due time.
My job on flying machine is pedallage. I peddle the spinny back ventillator.

Zee Captain says that our team of musketeers has potential to defeat the evil red Cardinal. I know not who this Cardinal is but the gobblegoops in my eye are telling me that musketeers be:

[ old timely-hero-type knights of Parisian Nation that was long ago lost in time ]


I like dat. I will make meself a proper sash and pointy sword-weapon to fit into such visage!
Working together under Captain's divine vision, we shall harvest the plentiful skies and expand the borders of Captania upwards and sidewards!

Snipps is a fudge nipple. He lost my sword somewhere.
His Sky-boat criticism is also most non-acceptabley! I built the Sky-boat precisely by captain's exquizitive instructions.
I even showed Snippy our proto-typage design:


The greasy knuckle wasn't impressed. Well I ain't showing him the rest of the usage manual booklet! Let him broil in perpetual unfocused ignorance.
His complains that the sky-boat is "a rickety monstrocity" and that "we will plummet to our doom soon" are muchly ignored. Told him if he so chooses to be a Corporate Raisin, he can write a formality report to captain abouts it and perhaps his points of viewage will be of considerations for pertinant improvements.

Doktor Angee is a most useless lookout person.
He does not respond to my acts of communications. Poking him accomplishes naught. From further pokage, I have concluded that Angee is now a vegetable. See where being so smart gets you?

Perhaps over-thinking has turned Angie's brain into a tomato soup.

I like vegetables. But not fruits. Fruits can be dangerous, especially scones and cones and pineapples.

Perhaps if I make loud Trombone noise Angie will awaken from his princessy slumbers? No, that didn't do it. That just earned me a glare from Snippey. Silly tit. I am immune to such unprofessional death-glares. Unless of course they are Captain's glares. Captain's glare can evaporate oceans and vacuum mountains. I've practiced my glare against mirror but at best day I can only create micro-cracks on its surfaces. I am a mere apprentice, not a true wizard yet. Someday, mayhaps in a million years like Captain says I will be. Oh what things I would do then! What things!
I told Captain that firstly I would ban all Pineapples from Universe. To such Captain responded: THINK MOAR BROADLY.
To which I made a proclamation dat I will ban ALL FLAVOURS of Pineapples from Universe, so that the world may be free of their sour-ness.

I wonder if I will still receive my magazine subscriptions in the sky. Will air-mail deliver things proper or will I be forced to switch my purchasing range to Sky-mall? I do like the sky-mall booklets. They are full of quirky shindigs.

I blinked at sky-mall catalog thrice.
Goodlegeek confirmed my itemic purchase:
[ Your order of: _piano is on the way ]

...Oh I can't wait to play my Captain a sonata of the heavens.

Credits



This month's RA's SUPER-PATRONS are:
Candied Sardines
Junsu Park
D. Parent


Art Director:

Vitaly S Alexius


3D rendering by:

Artem Bagmut

Studio assistance by:

Tina Ze Intern & Chico

Journal sketch by:

sythgara.deviantart.com

Russian translation by:

Александр Чернов

27th February 2014
 
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124 Comments:
 
Yubbi

19 F
2 months ago #9343597        

I wonder what shenanigansThat piano will fall into



BioVass

17 O
4 months ago #9317580        

@yoshimario40 Why, flying anvils make cool flash games. They even have a site with them.



4 months ago #9310507        

Pilot fulfilled his mission!
Also I would join in in banning ananas from the universe ^^



6 months ago #9275294        

Zee ride has arrived!


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7 months ago #9268786        

His flying machine!



minxan

16 M
12 months ago #9168211        

wait first red panda now red cardinal ? at least pilot knows that tomato's are fruit.



1 year ago #9136037        

Pilot is my favorite character in this whole thing and this installment solidifies that.



1 year ago #9122142        

is Engie Angie now?



1 year ago #9118519        

@Panchop64 OMG. YOU'RE RIGHT. A ;LSDJH;GAOIUEH;AOW



alexius

28 M
Admin Moderator
1 year ago #9116802        

@gaving

it might have gotten lost, a few books came back with their address torn off.
send me an email: svitart@gmail.com
and I'll get it sorted out.



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