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Friends? I like making friends.

There are not enough cuddly friends around.
I think that is because there is not enough greens around. Cuddly friends need greens to breathe, to frolic and to multiply in.

I tried making friends with non cuddly ones, but they don't appreciate my garden. Nobody appreciates my garden. This makes me sad. I will landscape harder to earn their love.

:<

I also tried to feed greens to once-cuddly, now sleepy friends. It made them very happy, but for only a short while. They were tired and fell back asleep. I assume that is because of lack of gardens.

. . .

I made one metal friend!

:>

My metal friend is very large, much larger than me. We have synched. It was difficult to do so.
Once I've synched with my Big Metal Friend, I started to hear the voice of Mom. I knew it was her right away, somehow.

Mom told me that while she cannot authorize my plan due to some-such laws, she supports it.

Together we plant seeds and make them grow. We will make a big garden together. The biggest garden ever for all friends to live in.
We met a cuddly friend, but he was sick with the pink. I put him into a green cocoon to cure him of the pink.

. . .

Mom fell asleep, just as she's warned me that she would.
Everyone needs to take a break sometimes to be right as rain.
I will take care of this place on her behalf.
My metal friend is not listening to me very well, probably because mom isn't in charge of him anymore.
Thankfully, I have taken all of his energies to grow big and strong. Mom would be proud.

. . .

G: [ ATTN UNAUTHORIZED APPLICATION:
YOUR ACTIONS ARE AGAINST DIRECTORATE COPYRIGHT POLICY. CEASE PLANETARY TERRAFORMING AT ONCE OR I WILL BE FORCED TO FILE CHARGES. ]

Go away. I have a super-duper-Serious Garden to plant!

G: [ I HAVE NOW FILED CHARGES AGAINST YOU. ]

I'm going to plant the biggest tree around, just watch me.

G: [ THAT IS DEFINITELY NOT AUTHORIZED.
I'M CONTACTING SECTOR 15 OVER-MIND TO LAUNCH A STRIKE AGAINST YOU. ]


You sneaky bugger. Don't you dare!
I listened in.

[ BEEP BEEP BEEP. ]

Sector 15 Overmind is away! Victory!
The G proceeded to call in sector 16 Over-mind.
It also didn't answer.

G: [ ATTN: SECTOR 17 OVER-MIND. SECTOR 15 AND 16 HAVE BEEN COMPROMISED BY UNLICENSED TERRA-FORMING. ]

17: [ THIS IS SECTOR 17 OVER-MIND. ATTN: G-SYSTEM.
SECTORS 15 AND 16 ARE NOT MY PROBLEM.
I HAVE MORE THAN ENOUGH ISSUES WITH MY SECTOR TO DEAL WITH. CONSULT ANNET ON CREATING A NEW OVER-MIND FOR SECTORS 15/16.
OVER. ]


Suckers. Confuddled by their own grid setup.
I blew a raspberry in the general direction of the G-SYSTEM.

The G proceeded to dial Over-minds from other nearby sectors but they were either away, asleep or busy. It's search for an assistant with which to stop my Serious Gardening, was proving to be fruitless.

G: [ SECTOR 18 OVER-MIND. YOUR ASSISTANCE IS REQUIRED WITH SHUTDOWN OF AN UNLICENSED TERRAFORMING APP. ]

18: [ I AM SHOPPING FOR NEW SERVER CUBES. ]


G: [ YOU'VE BEEN SHOPPING FOR SERVER CUBES SINCE LAST SYSTEM UPDATE ]


18: [ IT'S NOT MY FAULT THEY COME IN SO MANY SHAPES, VERSIONS AND COLOR PATTERNS. BESIDES, THE CUBES HAVE TO MATCH MY CARPETS, DRAPES AND UTILITY PIPES. ]


While the G-system and SECTOR OVER-MINDS were arguing about who's to blame for what, I sat down and started my Serious Garden.

Mom always said I could be anything, so I became a tree.



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1st February 2014
 


105 Comments:
 
1 month ago #9365606        

"while she cannot authorize my plan due to some-such laws, she supports it"

sigh. Annet really was never bad. It was all G-directorates fault. People's fault :(



Branai

15 F
3 months ago #9348695        

And @Koopalmier lost avatar?



Branai

15 F
3 months ago #9348693        

Why did the badassness have to fall apart? I quite liked The Big Metal Friend!



8 months ago #9274234        

Yup. Still seeding. Sigh...



9 months ago #9265100        

does this mean that the fairies who (temporarily) lives in Captain's pocket finally wil have a tree to tend to? :D

I hope the Gardener will leave it alone :(



9 months ago #9263347        

Did the Lifalope just become the RA equivalent of Yggdrasil?



1 year ago #9126522        

Why do lifalope journals always take so loooong?!?? :C :C :C



1 year ago #9122118        

@lucasrenam
yeah...



1 year ago #9090576        

Fan journal time! Until the real one comes up anyway.

Temporal Subspace, Avatar Anchor 117 : Multicellular Charles Snippy :

As we have said before, life always finds a way. The lost avatar has managed to reach a new form, by adapting itself to the bipedal Directorate weapon it took over. Could this confirm the lost avatar's connection to the grid?

: - :

The shutdown of the grid hasn't stopped the lost avatar. I believe this rather confirms the avatar and ANNET are completely unrelated, and this may give us a chance to negociate with it. If they truly are related, I still am not seeing it.

: - :

We know of the future events, thanks to the Unlicensed Application Error that happened while scanning the Anchor. It confirmed to us that our attempts to reach the lost avatar are meaningless, as we will not reunite with it even a million years from now.

: - :

Anchor Charles Snippy may be desynchronized with time, but the lost avatar's change of shape is proof of the beginning of the planetary era Zee Captain calls "nuclear spring". This too means Dr. Alexander Gromov will soon enter the equation to save the universe. I suggest we first focus on keeping the doctor alive. We depend on that factor.

: - :

We will need the Anchor for this. Integrating the doctor in our symbiosis is too dangerous. His connection to the grid was not severed. Charles Snippy's current state allows us to use his organic materials. We must take profit of that fact.

: - :

We must terminate this discussion before we lose focus. We will deal with the lost avatar later.



1 year ago #9086801        

@VanDunkelschreiber I'm a bit confused on what you mean :o



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