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ENTRY ___17



Captain just...


threw a piece of something at me. It looked remotely like a loaf of garlic bread, so I took out my Geiger counter and waved it over the loaf. The loaf was non-radioactive. I slid off my mask. It smelled fresh. I bit into it. It was warm.
Non-radioactive, non moldy, fresh, warm garlic bread!

"What? How? Where did you get this!" I stuttered, but only after devouring the bread.

"CANDY MOUNTAIN!" Captain waved a hand towards the decaying ruins of the mall district.

"Is there more food where this came from?" I inquired, hopeful.

"ALAS, NAY. PILOT AND I HAD QUITE A MAGNIFIQUE FEAST WHICH BROUGHT DOWN THE RESTAURANT."

"How does one bring down a restaurant?" I inquired angrily.

"PILING TOO MANY THINGS ONTO ONE PLATE, OF COURSE! ANYHOW, THE WHOLE THING COLLAPSED INTO A GAPING CHASM. THE WORMS HAVE IT NOW."

I sighed. This sounded like an actual true story for once.
Chasms are always taking away potential food sources.

. . .

I was tired of walking on the endless highway and arguing with Captain over 1024 ways of getting rich was a real grind on my nerves. Captain merrily shoved a moldy skeleton out of an old, rusted Toyota corolla. It seemed the safest option for a nap, so I settled next to Captain on the seat.

"AND WE ARE OFF TO ANOTHER EXCITING ADVENTURE!" Zee wiggled the car's wheel back and forth.

"No, we are not!" I tiredly outputted, pointing to the broken highway in front of us, littered with a pile of burned cars. "there's no road!"

"WHERE WE ARE GOING WE WON'T NEED ROADS!" Captain laughed.

"Suuuuure, sure. Wake me when we get there." I leaned as far back on the seat as the broken old seat control would allow for.

. . .

Captain was poking me in the shoulder.

"Bhuh?" I slurred from my peaceful slumber.

"WE ARE HERE!" Zee proclaimed.

I opened my eyes to discover something odd.
The car still looked the same - as rusted and as dirty as before, but outside looked different. We were somehow in the middle of a city.

"What? Did you make pilot drag the car here while I slept?" I muttered, looking around suspiciously.

"NO, SILLY! WE TOOK THE RAINBOW!" Captain waved zeer arm into the sky, as if traveling on rainbows was the most obvious of transit options.

I stared suspiciously at Captain's hand-watch. I slept for less than 7 minutes according to it.
Yea... right. Captain must have just wound the watch backward to mess with me.

I leaned towards the window, only to discover that the car was now parked on top of a skyscraper.




23rd February 2010

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1 year ago #9440962        
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@Thundercock

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Griff

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1 year ago #9431620        
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RAINBOWS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :XD:



MrBumble

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2 years ago #9317973        
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*annoying unicorn voice* Candy mountain, Charlie!

In other news, it's been years since I last checked out RA! Rereading it has been a pleasure so far.



2 years ago #9271505        
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On the contrary, I think the Captain is playing with... Everything.



redli

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2 years ago #9269090        
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I love the subtle Vitaly license plate



3 years ago #9214185        
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*OONNWAAAARDSSSSSSSSS***BACK*TO*THE*_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ *THIS*TILE*IS*COPYRIGHTED*DONT*USE*WITHOUT*PERMISSION*



3 years ago #9042380        
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All that radiation must play funny buggers with his head cavity.



4 years ago #8965329        
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the captain never ceases to amaze



Takeshi

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4 years ago #8854501        
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*Nelly playing in the back ground...If you wanna go and take a ride wit me
We three-wheelin in the fo' with the gold D's
Oh why do I live this way? (Hey, must be the money!)

If you wanna go and get high wit me
Smoke a L in the back of the Benz-y
Oh why must I feel this way? (Hey, must be the money!)* See Captein being the star of the next Fast and Furious film lol



4 years ago #8843100        
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@Creep
With Snippy the human, and Engie the human,
The insanity will never end!
'Pocalypse Time!



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