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CRITICAL ERROR IN NEURAL PATHWAY 433 : 49
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I blink away the ever so pestersome GoodleGeek, staring at the glorious visage of my Captain.

"SO..." Captain eye-spectacles glittered in a fatherly fashion. "STATUS REPORT!"

"I am sorry. I think... I BROKE SNIPPY. We was JUST PLAYING we was." I stutter. "BUT NOW HE NOT AWAKES. WHAT DO?"

"Hmmmmm" Captain soufleyed. "ZAT IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU SKIP BREAKFAST"
With that, Captain poured the Mug's contents onto Snippy's mouth, likely scorching his face off in the process.
I winced. The Mug's contents were always troublesomely dangerous.

"MY CAPTAIN, ALL KNOWING IN YOUR INFINITE WISDOMS, YOU ARE... WHY MUST BAD THINGS HAPPEN? WHY DID SNIPPY BREAK?" I shyly ask, fearing a reprimand for my insolent line of questioning.

"AH, PILOT. SO UNLIKE YOU TO WORRY ABOUT SNIPPY! I SEE THAT YOU'VE FINALLY DISCOVERED THE MAGIC OF FRIENDSHIP!" Captain glittered at me.

I nodded.

"I WAS ONCE SNIPPY TOO YOU KNOW" Captain bobbled. "LONG, LONG, LOOOOOOOoooooooNG AGO. YOU MIGHT NOT UNDERSTAND, BUT I AM TRAINING SNIPPY FOR A MOST GRAVY FATE. SNIP-PEY MUST SUFF-E-RAGE AND PERSEVERE THROUGH MANY-A-TRIALS AND TRIBULATIONS AS TO BEGIN TO GROW AND EVOLVE LIKE A TRUE POKEMON."

I vigorously nodded, yes Captain trains us all for a most wondrous purpose. I wondered how Captain could be a mere boobish Snippy long ago. I pictured Captain just existed since the beginning of time, in full godly val-oure.

With such grimy thoughts dominating my mind-room, I laid Snippy's now oddly pulsating body down into the watery floor.





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Art Director : http://alexiuss.deviantart.com/
Illustrator: http://tomasnarunas.blogspot.fi/

10th November 2013

Tagged in Captain Snippy Biomatrix Pilot
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Yubbi

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3 years ago #9343417        
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Pilot only has 3 fatal neural errors?
He's better off than I thought



MrBumble

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3 years ago #9318556        
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Absolutely mind-boggling. So... Snippy IS Captain, just his past self. Unless the Captain was just talking out of his arse once again. But surely he wouldn't say something like THAT if it weren't true.

Edit: Okay, okay I see now. The Biomatrix is temporally desynchronising Snippy. The Captain is already temporally desynchronised - and also unscannable (both things caused by the biomatrix). Things are starting to make sense now.

One thing I don't understand is, how did the Biomatrix and Arbitrator detect Snippy in the first place, but not Captain, if the Unscannable-ness has been shown to affect him in the past, present and future? Maybe, with the advanced alien tech, he also had to be temporally desynchronized for them to not detect him? Haha, I have no idea.



Hasrax

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12 months ago #9538621        
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Lol the Way pilot talks!



1 year ago #9497196        
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To be honest, I think she states Snippy as a Metaphor like she did in chapter 50... or 60... dunno. However she refers to normal bland people as Snippies on occassion. I think she means that she was once normal too.



1 year ago #9496567        
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Pilot is being extremely cute!



3 years ago #9344066        
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@IntrepidProfessor so,your theory is that they exist in different multiverses ? wow... that got me thinking



3 years ago #9340604        
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At first, I was laughing to myself that Zee Captain had just poured a scorching hot glass of coffee onto Snippy's face to cute him of his fate... and then Captain connects himself to Snippy's lifespan and himself jumping around to be different people. Snippy seems to be Captain of the same timeline, but different existence.

Also, this definitely explains why Snippy was one of the last people to survive this whole ordeal.



3 years ago #9326591        
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I knew snippy was unusually lucky. G-dammit. i love this



3 years ago #9325174        
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@alexius

Oh thank goodness you brought this to my attention. I was tearing my hair out!



3 years ago #9325173        
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Well if snippy is captain then that might explain why he held responsible for causing ANNET to go wrong



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