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I blink away the ever so pestersome GoodleGeek, staring at the glorious visage of my Captain.
"SO..." Captain eye-spectacles glittered in a fatherly fashion. "STATUS REPORT!"
"I am sorry. I think... I BROKE SNIPPY. We was JUST PLAYING we was." I stutter. "BUT NOW HE NOT AWAKES. WHAT DO?"
"Hmmmmm" Captain soufleyed. "ZAT IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU SKIP BREAKFAST"
With that, Captain poured the Mug's contents onto Snippy's mouth, likely scorching his face off in the process.
I winced. The Mug's contents were always troublesomely dangerous.
"MY CAPTAIN, ALL KNOWING IN YOUR INFINITE WISDOMS, YOU ARE... WHY MUST BAD THINGS HAPPEN? WHY DID SNIPPY BREAK?" I shyly ask, fearing a reprimand for my insolent line of questioning.
"AH, PILOT. SO UNLIKE YOU TO WORRY ABOUT SNIPPY! I SEE THAT YOU'VE FINALLY DISCOVERED THE MAGIC OF FRIENDSHIP!" Captain glittered at me.
"I WAS ONCE SNIPPY TOO YOU KNOW" Captain bobbled. "LONG, LONG, LOOOOOOOoooooooNG AGO. YOU MIGHT NOT UNDERSTAND, BUT I AM TRAINING SNIPPY FOR A MOST GRAVY FATE. SNIP-PEY MUST SUFF-E-RAGE AND PERSEVERE THROUGH MANY-A-TRIALS AND TRIBULATIONS AS TO BEGIN TO GROW AND EVOLVE LIKE A TRUE POKEMON."
I vigorously nodded, yes Captain trains us all for a most wondrous purpose. I wondered how Captain could be a mere boobish Snippy long ago. I pictured Captain just existed since the beginning of time, in full godly val-oure.
With such grimy thoughts dominating my mind-room, I laid Snippy's now oddly pulsating body down into the watery floor.
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10th November 2013
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