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To:

EMISSARY OF HUMANITY
TWELFTH AND A HALF STREET,
APARTMENT SEVENTY BEE
MANCHESTER,
PLANET MERCURY

FroM:

THE DESK OF PILOT
FROSTY LAND OF TRAFFIC LIGHTS
PLANET EARTH

DEAR PRINCESS CAPTAIN,

I MUST SAY THAT I GREATLY ENJOY THE GRAND MELODY YOU ARE WHISTLING TO MOTIVATE OUR MARCH ACROSS THE LAND OF TRAFFIC LIGHTS.

HOWEVER,
I DO NOT MUCHLY TRUST THE RESIDENTS OF THIS LAND, THE TRAFFIC LIGHTS THEMSELVES FOR THEY ATTEMPT TO PIN SINISTER THOUGHTS INTO MY HEAD CUSHION BY BLINKING YELLOW MORSE-CODES AT ME WHILE I AM NOT PAYING ATTENTION.

THEY ARE EITHER TRYING TO STRATEGICALLY WARN ME OF MUCH IMPENDING DISASTERS OR ARE SECRETIVELY TRYING TO SLANT MY BRAIN-NOODLES SIDEWAYS WITH THEIR BLINK-MAGICS.

SNIPPY CONTINUES TO UNDERMINE YOUR DIVINE AUTHORITY WITH SNIDEY COMMENTS. MY RIGHT EYE TELLS ME TO KEEP A STERN WATCH ON SNIPPY, FOR HE IS NOT A TRUST-WORTHY CHARACTER. IT'S A RATHER SAD THING HE WAS ABLE TO FIND HIS WAY BACK TO US ON HIS OWN, AFTER HIS TRAIN-PICNIC, OTHERWISE I'D HAVE TO BE THE ONE TO FETCH HIM.

I RELISH THE JOB OF FETCHING SNIPPY FOR IT MILDLY SATISFIES THE DEMANDS OF MY RIGHT EYE.
IT DOES NOT PLEASE THE EYE WHEN SNIPPY GETS LOST, BUT IT DOES PLEASE IT WHEN I FIND HIM AGAIN.
HUNTING SNIPPY IS RATHER FUN!

IT IS A SALTY THRILL FOR ME TO BUILD ELABORATE TRAPS FOR SNIPPY TO WALK INTO, FOR A MORE ELABORATE EACH A TRAP IS, THE MORE POINTS MY RIGHT EYE REWARDS ME.
EACH TRAP IS OF COURSE TAX DEDUCTIBLE, WHICH IS A GREAT BONUS.

DOES THIS MEAN THAT SNIPPY IS THE ROADRUNNER TO MY COYOTE OR JERRY TO MY TOM?

SINCERELY,
MOST OBSERVANTLY,
WITH INFINITE ADORATION,
YOUR MOST PLIANT SERVANT,

PiLoT









Credits


Hugs and love to all our DELICIOUS PATRONS

Art Director:

Vitaly S Alexius

Illustrator:

Iidanmrak

Voice of Pilot:

Vocal Philosopher

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  • 10th February 2010

    Tagged in Snippy Pilot Captain
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    9 months ago #9476267        
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    :3 Pilot is hilarious!



    Griff

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    1 year ago #9431495        
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    Makes me think of those explorers on animal planet, you know, the ones with Australian accents?



    alexius

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    2 years ago #9333325        
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    @Yubbi

    the system pays pilot just for trying, since he's literally the ONLY one left on the job.
    like I said, everyone else is dead/inactive.



    Hasrax

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    4 months ago #9530467        
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    How come only pilot has audio messages now? i loved it when Snippy spoke!

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    Bell4U

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    10 months ago #9466594        
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    This one had a lot of disruptions. They make it scary. :)



    Yubbi

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    2 years ago #9333308        
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    @alexius I thought most jobs went "you complete/finish your objective or else."
    and even when /if you did you still didn't get paid, very well



    alexius

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    2 years ago #9332473        
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    @Yubbi

    that's how most jobs are, especially when all the managers are dead.



    Yubbi

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    2 years ago #9328812        
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    so Christopherson Pi still gets credits for attempting his mission even when/though he faIls at the primary objective?



    Tuto

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    3 years ago #9176809        
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    The consciousness inside is still human, and the green/purple tonality is just to illustrate the relation between the Captain and the concept of gender. There is none.



    3 years ago #9162365        
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    @Tuto
    http://romanticallyapocalyptic.wikia.com/wiki/Pilot

    Also what is this green/purple issue you're refering to? Da fudge?



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