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ENTRY ___140




For a very brief moment, in my mind flashed an image:



With a tribal scream, I leap towards captain, bearing the extremely dull trowel.
The scarf, binding my spine grants me monstrous strength for this glorious mission.
Fueled by sudden adrenaline injection my motions are swift and merciless.
With wonderful, inhuman precision I slice off Captain's head, ridding myself of the endless irrationality and insane demands.
...

I looked down a the trowel in my hands, then at the grinning Captain, then again at the trowel.

...

Biomatrix, stop showing me this nonsense.
I am not harvesting Captain. Not today.
No. Not Ever. I'm never harvesting anyone human.
Of course Captain is human!
...Whatever do you mean?

That's just disgusting!

We are not "bestest organic friends"!
I am not trading Captain for unlimited powers on seventeen planets!

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20th April 2013
 


77 Comments:
 
6 days ago #9265396        

The comment about "unlimited power on seventeen planets" made me laugh so hard I started snorting.



3 months ago #9218209        

*JEALOUSY*HAW*



6 months ago #9154548        

zee captain nows about the caps and their value XD



7 months ago #9136373        

"ridding myself of the endless irrationality and insane demands"

You should hear yourself, dude. ;P



1 year ago #8985370        

Darn straight Mr. Snippy! Only seventeen planets? They call that a murder inducing bribe? It should be seventeen planets AND your own mug and two -- no, three -- minions of your own choosing -- one at least not capable of growing a beard.



1 year ago #8970109        

If your scarf told you to jump off a bridge, would you do it?



1 year ago #8912363        

Because real friends don't trade eachother for unlimited powers on seventeen planets.



Takeshi

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1 year ago #8849465        

This definately makes me want to play Fallout :D



1 year ago #8847396        

to Snippy the Captain is always grinning



1 year ago #8843112        

"My scarf made me do it."
I'd use it as a court defense!



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