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Issue 140



For a very brief moment, in my mind flashed an image:

...

With a tribal scream, I leap towards captain, bearing the extremely dull trowel.
The scarf, binding my spine grants me monstrous strength for this glorious mission.
Fueled by sudden adrenaline injection my motions are swift and merciless.
With wonderful, inhuman precision I slice off Captain's head, ridding myself of the endless irrationality and insane demands.
...

I look down a the trowel in my hands, then at the grinning Captain, then again at the trowel.

...

Biomatrix, stop showing me this nonsense.
I am not harvesting Captain. Not today.
No. Not Ever. I'm never harvesting anyone human.
Of course Captain is human!
...Whatever do you mean?

That's just disgusting!

We are not "bestest organic friends"!
I am not trading Captain for unlimited powers on seventeen planets!

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20th April 2013
 


74 Comments:
 
3 days ago #9136373      

"ridding myself of the endless irrationality and insane demands"

You should hear yourself, dude. ;P



6 months ago #8985370      

Darn straight Mr. Snippy! Only seventeen planets? They call that a murder inducing bribe? It should be seventeen planets AND your own mug and two -- no, three -- minions of your own choosing -- one at least not capable of growing a beard.



7 months ago #8970109      

If your scarf told you to jump off a bridge, would you do it?



9 months ago #8912363      

Because real friends don't trade eachother for unlimited powers on seventeen planets.



Takeshi

24 M
11 months ago #8849465      

This definately makes me want to play Fallout :D



11 months ago #8847396      

to Snippy the Captain is always grinning



11 months ago #8843112      

"My scarf made me do it."
I'd use it as a court defense!



11 months ago #8833524      

He looked at the "grinning Captain"? XD Well, I assume Snippy'd know. :)



12 months ago #8820289      

You got to love that Fallout reference.



aran9

16 M
12 months ago #8814582      

I feel sorry for people who are starting their Romantically Apocalyptic journey with this entry...



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