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CAPTAIN'S LOGE, ENTRY FOUR-TEEN.

UPON EMERGENCE FROM UNDER-RIVER, I MET A FRIENDLY SEATING UTENSIL AND A FELLOW NAMED SVEN.
THEY TOLD ME OF A MOST DRAMATIC, AGAINST ALL ODDS LOVE STORY BETWEEN AND MAN AND BENCH.
IT WAS SO BEAUTIFUL THAT I EVEN SHED A TEAR.

CAPTURING THE TEAR, I USED IT TO GRANT THEM THEIR HEART'S DESIRE FOR ONLY A TRUE TEAR POSSESSES SUCH MOTIVATIVE POWERS.

GRANTING WISHES ALWAYS GETS ME HUNGRY SO I WENT INTO A LOCAL DINING ESTABLISHMENT FOR OBTAINING FAST-FOOD DELICASIES.

ALAS, THE DRIVE-THROUGH LINE WAS BROKEN, SO I HAD TO WALK INTO THE RESTAURANT LIKE A COMMON BOOB.
THE UNDERGROUND PUPPY FOLLOWED ME, SO I BOUGHT IT A SUPER-SIZED MEAL.
AFTER ALL, GROWING PUPPIES NEED TO EAT WELL.

WHATEVER SHALL I DO WITH YOU? I PONDERED.
THE PUPPY CROONED.

I'VE DECIDED TO HAND THE BURROW-PUPPY TO PILOT.

HE HAS MUCH ENERGY TO TAKE CARE OF A PET, UNLIKE SNIPPY WHO PROBABLY ONLY LIKES CATS.
OH WELL, SNIPPY WILL HAVE TO PUT DOWN HIS ALLERGIES AND BUCKLE UP HIS PANTS BECAUSE IT LOOKS LIKE OUR CREW HAS GAINED A NEW MASCOT.

WHO'S A CUTE LITTLE THING? YOU ARE.
YES YOU ARE.



7th February 2010
 


83 Comments:
 
2 months ago #9214159        

*PUPPY*<3



2 months ago #9214152        

*NOR*ITS*SANDWICHES*_ _ _ _



11 months ago #8987016        

McDonalds hasn't changed much after the apocalypse I see. :XD:



11 months ago #8974598        

I have noticed the name Steve occurring more than twice in the comic series, I'm guessing its someone who works on RA?



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1 year ago #8852942        

...and the McDonalds worker is STILL being underpaid for his duties lol Been there, done that, though I was a cook those years ago lol



2 years ago #8696456        

How is the worker standing..?





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2 years ago #8675683        

Yes sir may I take your order......ok sir sorry about the inconvenience we only had a nuclear explosion destroy our drive in, we'll fix it sooner or later, any way will that be all? oh by the way the person behind you is drooling on you.



2 years ago #8665598        

Captain knows that some of the only food that would survive a nuclear apocalypse resides in the grease empire that is McDonald's.





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2 years ago #8604114        

Photoshop! I love re-re-reading this amazingness! You notice so many things!



2 years ago #8588971        

Well, if you order supersize, you have to expect SOME customers to get grouchy. They take longer to prepare making fast food industries more like normal-speed food industries.
FAIL CAPTEIN



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