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ENTRY ___14


CAPTAIN'S LOGE, ENTRY FOUR-TEEN.

UPON EMERGENCE FROM UNDER-RIVER, I MET A FRIENDLY SEATING UTENSIL AND A FELLOW NAMED SVEN.
THEY TOLD ME OF A MOST DRAMATIC, AGAINST ALL ODDS LOVE STORY BETWEEN AND MAN AND BENCH.
IT WAS SO BEAUTIFUL THAT I EVEN SHED A TEAR.

CAPTURING THE TEAR, I USED IT TO GRANT THEM THEIR HEART'S DESIRE FOR ONLY A TRUE TEAR POSSESSES SUCH MOTIVATIVE POWERS.

GRANTING WISHES ALWAYS GETS ME HUNGRY SO I WENT INTO A LOCAL DINING ESTABLISHMENT FOR OBTAINING FAST-FOOD DELICASIES.

ALAS, THE DRIVE-THROUGH LINE WAS BROKEN, SO I HAD TO WALK INTO THE RESTAURANT LIKE A COMMON BOOB.
THE UNDERGROUND PUPPY FOLLOWED ME, SO I BOUGHT IT A SUPER-SIZED MEAL.
AFTER ALL, GROWING PUPPIES NEED TO EAT WELL.

WHATEVER SHALL I DO WITH YOU? I PONDERED.
THE PUPPY CROONED.

I'VE DECIDED TO HAND THE BURROW-PUPPY TO PILOT.

HE HAS MUCH ENERGY TO TAKE CARE OF A PET, UNLIKE SNIPPY WHO PROBABLY ONLY LIKES CATS.
OH WELL, SNIPPY WILL HAVE TO PUT DOWN HIS ALLERGIES AND BUCKLE UP HIS PANTS BECAUSE IT LOOKS LIKE OUR CREW HAS GAINED A NEW MASCOT.

WHO'S A CUTE LITTLE THING? YOU ARE.
YES YOU ARE.



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  • 7th February 2010

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    Doc

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    10 days ago #9532299        
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    im suprised that the mcdonalds is still standing. despite the flurry machine probably being broken before the nuke



    TyuErt

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    4 months ago #9489530        
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    Yeah, that's all good and well captain, but you're forgetting that you forgot someone.



    Joshua

    16 M
    6 months ago #9474450        
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    i'm hungry now *sad face*



    Griff

    14 M
    10 months ago #9431491        
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    Three words. . .
    Best. Mascot. EVER!!! :XD:



    Mits

    15 F
    1 year ago #9350054        
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    I like the cashier's name. I bet he's the only one in the entire city with it.



    2 years ago #9214159        
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    *PUPPY*<3



    2 years ago #9214152        
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    *NOR*ITS*SANDWICHES*_ _ _ _



    3 years ago #8987016        
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    McDonalds hasn't changed much after the apocalypse I see. :XD:



    3 years ago #8974598        
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    I have noticed the name Steve occurring more than twice in the comic series, I'm guessing its someone who works on RA?



    Takeshi

    24 M
    3 years ago #8852942        
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    ...and the McDonalds worker is STILL being underpaid for his duties lol Been there, done that, though I was a cook those years ago lol



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