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    ENTRY ___14



    CAPTAIN'S LOGE, ENTRY FOUR-TEEN.

    UPON EMERGENCE FROM UNDER-RIVER, I MET A FRIENDLY SEATING UTENSIL AND A FELLOW NAMED SVEN.
    THEY TOLD ME OF A MOST DRAMATIC, AGAINST ALL ODDS LOVE STORY BETWEEN AND MAN AND BENCH.
    IT WAS SO BEAUTIFUL THAT I EVEN SHED A TEAR.

    CAPTURING THE TEAR, I USED IT TO GRANT THEM THEIR HEART'S DESIRE FOR ONLY A TRUE TEAR POSSESSES SUCH MOTIVATIVE POWERS.

    GRANTING WISHES ALWAYS GETS ME HUNGRY SO I WENT INTO A LOCAL DINING ESTABLISHMENT FOR OBTAINING FAST-FOOD DELICASIES.

    ALAS, THE DRIVE-THROUGH LINE WAS BROKEN, SO I HAD TO WALK INTO THE RESTAURANT LIKE A COMMON BOOB.
    THE UNDERGROUND PUPPY FOLLOWED ME, SO I BOUGHT IT A SUPER-SIZED MEAL.
    AFTER ALL, GROWING PUPPIES NEED TO EAT WELL.

    WHATEVER SHALL I DO WITH YOU? I PONDERED.
    THE PUPPY CROONED.

    I'VE DECIDED TO HAND THE BURROW-PUPPY TO PILOT.

    HE HAS MUCH ENERGY TO TAKE CARE OF A PET, UNLIKE SNIPPY WHO PROBABLY ONLY LIKES CATS.
    OH WELL, SNIPPY WILL HAVE TO PUT DOWN HIS ALLERGIES AND BUCKLE UP HIS PANTS BECAUSE IT LOOKS LIKE OUR CREW HAS GAINED A NEW MASCOT.

    WHO'S A CUTE LITTLE THING? YOU ARE.
    YES YOU ARE.



    7th February 2010
     
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    1 month ago #9350054        

    I like the cashier's name. I bet he's the only one in the entire city with it.



    10 months ago #9214159        

    *PUPPY*<3



    10 months ago #9214152        

    *NOR*ITS*SANDWICHES*_ _ _ _



    2 years ago #8987016        

    McDonalds hasn't changed much after the apocalypse I see. :XD:


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    2 years ago #8974598        

    I have noticed the name Steve occurring more than twice in the comic series, I'm guessing its someone who works on RA?



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    24 M
    2 years ago #8852942        

    ...and the McDonalds worker is STILL being underpaid for his duties lol Been there, done that, though I was a cook those years ago lol



    2 years ago #8696456        

    How is the worker standing..?





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    2 years ago #8675683        

    Yes sir may I take your order......ok sir sorry about the inconvenience we only had a nuclear explosion destroy our drive in, we'll fix it sooner or later, any way will that be all? oh by the way the person behind you is drooling on you.



    2 years ago #8665598        

    Captain knows that some of the only food that would survive a nuclear apocalypse resides in the grease empire that is McDonald's.





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    3 years ago #8604114        

    Photoshop! I love re-re-reading this amazingness! You notice so many things!



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