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"I'm pretty sure it's March."
"NOT WITH THAT ATTITUDE! WHY WE SHOULD DECLARE EVERYDAY A CHRISTMAS DAY IN NUCLEAR WINTER CAPTANIA, YOU SNIPPISH BOOB! THINK OF THE ECONOMICAL BOOM CAUSED BY FORCED DAILY GIFT PURCHASES!"
"I object to being a gift. Also can anyone help me remove the bucket?"
"SUCH UNTIDY IMPOLITENESS, ENGIE! YOU SHOULD THANK ME! A MILLION YEARS IN THE FUTURE HEAD BUCKETS WILL BE ALL THE RAGE OF ZEE FASHION LADDER!
WHY, WHEN ARCHEOLOGISTS DISCOVER YOUR BODY, THEY WILL BE MOST IMPRESSED AND WILL LIKELY CLONE YOU FOR BEING SO ACCESSORY-READY FOR THE FUTURE!"
"This is absurd!"
"DON'T ARGUE! YOU MUST ALWAYS DRESS YOUR BEST IN EXPECTANCY FOR THE CLONING!"
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...And applesauce go to: Nicholas Randall, Chico, Tina & Justin.
Pancakes go to Oggy for adventures in zee delicious abandoned chapel.
Extras: High Res
24th March 2013
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