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NOW CAPTAIN CAN TRAVEL IN UR EARS!
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ENTRY ___123

Let me guess... I have to find this flying potato and... bake it?

DON'T BE RIDICULOUS! THE POTATO CANNOT BE CONSUMED BY AN ORDINARY BOOB LIKE YOURSELF!
YOU HAVE TO SEEK THE GREAT PEELER OF ENLIGHTENMENT FIRST!

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A golden frying pan to Hugh Weymouth for starting the most delicious conspiracy, ever.

27th January 2013

50 Comments:

BioVass

17 O

1 month ago #9314571

The ad in header:
"POTATOE PEELING LINE. Low operating costs. Designed for 24 / 7 operation"
*in Capain's voice* SNIPPY! OBTAIN ZEE PEELING LINE!

Hazard115

4 months ago #9269624

I must find this Flying Potato you speak of Captain. I'll be back once I have retrieved it.

minxan

16 M

9 months ago #9167806

how is that couch still standing under their weight ?

EuTytoAlba

11 months ago #9136338

Captain, you read my mind. Had I known you were coming, I would have dusted it off a bit more.

Mishure999666

15 O

11 months ago #9134361

saw that one coming

MrKittyhawk34

1 year ago #9062522

has anyone else noticed most of captain and pilots bizarre tangents are either foreshadowing or explanations?

ZeeCrystalHunter

1 year ago #8979254

...Captain, have you ever heard of The Great Pumpkin?
Snippy! You must find and retrieve the Flying Potato and The Great Peeler of Enlightenment for Captain!

thunderheart396

15 M

2 years ago #8930130

@blueforest20
Yeah...

Blueforest20

14 F

2 years ago #8929960

Don't we all @thunderheart396 don't we all.

thunderheart396

15 M

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