-=YoU NeVeR KNoW WHeN YoU MiGhT NeED eXTRa ORGaNS!=-
This is the worst sales pitch ever.
-=Think about all the things you could do with extra arms.=-
I'd rather not.
-=Think about all the places you can walk to with extra legs.=-
While being a centipede sounds enticing, I'd prefer to be human-shaped.
-=Think about all the things you can see with extra eyes.=-
What things?
-=Why... Each eye can show you a different view of the universe, infra-red, the future, the past, the future-past, the cost of all the things, the age of all the things, etc.=-
While this offer is quite interesting, my goggles are designed for two eyes only.
-=We can fix that. We can fix everything everywhere. Just kill the Captain.=-
No.
-=Pretty please?=-
...Did anyone tell you, that you're the worst salesperson in the Universe?
-=We are composed of many sales-entities. It is you who is the most picky customer in the Universe... But you will accept our deal sooner or later, Charles.=-
The only reason Biomatrix has not strangled snips (which he is perfectly capable of doing) is because there is at least some form of mutual need. We just don't know what the scarf wants yet.
I bet the scarf has some world domination plans. I would tell Snippy to not fall for it. But Captain seems to expect the unexpected even though I think he doesn't expect it at first. Making sense is hard.
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After all this time I still can't decide on the biomatrix's voice in my head being a deep and distorted robot voice, or Bill Cipher