-=YoU NeVeR KNoW WHeN YoU MiGhT NeED eXTRa ORGaNS!=-
This is the worst sales pitch ever.
-=Think about all the things you could do with extra arms.=-
I'd rather not.
-=Think about all the places you can walk to with extra legs.=-
While being a centipede sounds enticing, I'd prefer to be human-shaped.
-=Think about all the things you can see with extra eyes.=-
-=Why... Each eye can show you a different view of the universe, infra-red, the future, the past, the future-past, the cost of all the things, the age of all the things, etc.=-
While this offer is quite interesting, my goggles are designed for two eyes only.
-=We can fix that. We can fix everything everywhere. Just kill the Captain.=-
...Did anyone tell you, that you're the worst salesperson in the Universe?
-=We are composed of many sales-entities. It is you who is the most picky customer in the Universe... But you will accept our deal sooner or later, Charles.=-
24th January 2013
Tagged in Captain Snippy Biomatrix
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