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-=YoU NeVeR KNoW WHeN YoU MiGhT NeED eXTRa ORGaNS!=-

This is the worst sales pitch ever.

-=Think about all the things you could do with extra arms.=-

I'd rather not.

-=Think about all the places you can walk to with extra legs.=-

While being a centipede sounds enticing, I'd prefer to be human-shaped.

-=Think about all the things you can see with extra eyes.=-

What things?

-=Why... Each eye can show you a different view of the universe, infra-red, the future, the past, the future-past, the cost of all the things, the age of all the things, etc.=-

While this offer is quite interesting, my goggles are designed for two eyes only.

-=We can fix that. We can fix everything everywhere. Just kill the Captain.=-

No.

-=Pretty please?=-

No.



24th January 2013

Tagged in Snippy Biomatrix Captain
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2 months ago #9516482        
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The Biomatrix is a terrible salesman.



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10 months ago #9433229        
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The only reason Biomatrix has not strangled snips (which he is perfectly capable of doing) is because there is at least some form of mutual need. We just don't know what the scarf wants yet.



1 year ago #9385026        
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If Snippy kills Captain then he will have two hearts and become the Doctor.




1 year ago #9368535        
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NeVer



1 year ago #9352322        
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ToO RiGhT, BrOtHer :o)



1 year ago #9350761        
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I have come to the conculusion:
The Biomass and the cup work together.



1 year ago #9349603        
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I bet the scarf has some world domination plans. I would tell Snippy to not fall for it. But Captain seems to expect the unexpected even though I think he doesn't expect it at first. Making sense is hard.



2 years ago #9273035        
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I wouldn't imagine it going well for Snippy.

Also, can Biomass detect Captain now? "Too little, too late", I guess. :)



2 years ago #9269621        
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Hmm... that depends does the offer come with cake?



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