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ENTRY ___119


As my body plummeted through the atmosphere, I felt the scarf tingle on my neck.
Was it keeping me alive? Did it still need me?

"Why don't you shift into a parachute? Or grow me some wings?" I pleaded the Biomatrix as the air whooshed past us.

-= iNsUfFiCiEnT OrGaNiC MaTeRiAl. A FeW Of yOuR OrGaNs wIlL NeEd tO Be hArNeSsEd fOr tHiS PrOcEdUrE. dEaL? =- was its answer.

"Can't you do without the organ harnessing?"

-= No =- was its initial response, then it continued:

-=tErMiNaL VeLoCiTy wIlL SlOw yOuR BoDy dOwN EnOuGh aS Is.
PrObAbIlItY InDiCaTeS A SnOw lAnDiNg. BeNd yOuR KnEeS.
iF It iS A LaNdInG OnTo cOnCrEtE Or rOcK, yOuR BoDy wIlL ShAtTeR AnD BrEaK, sPiLlInG MiNoR OrGaNs.
In cAsE Of sUcH UnFoRtUnAtE LiFe eXpIrAtIoN, wE WiLl hAvE FuLl rIgHtS To rEcOnStRuCt yOuR ShElL As wE SeE FiT, iNcReAsInG EfFiCiEnCy 200%.
yOu cOuLd uSe aNoThEr sEt oF ArMs, YoU KnOw.=-


"What if I don't want extra arms?"

-= tOo bAd =-

...

As chance would have it, I did land onto something.
Something that sounded an awful lot like ... Captain.


11th January 2013

Tagged in Snippy Mug Biomatrix Captain Scarf Cancer


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Griff

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8 months ago #9433225        
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Please dont be a vegtable. . .



8 months ago #9432936        
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Perfect landing. 10/10



1 year ago #9350756        
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Good catch :3 Captain caught the cup, anyone?



1 year ago #9349601        
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Snippy landed on Captain!



2 years ago #9273033        
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Unless Snippy grew legs that intersect with his current ones at a right angle... And also an extra set of pants to go with them... And a German accent... Then it seems unlikely, Tawnstar. :)



Tawnstar

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2 years ago #9264159        
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PLEASE TELL ME CAPTAIN IS NOT SNIPPY. THIS BETTER NOT BE SOME KIND OF CRUEL JOKE.



2 years ago #9217600        
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*CAPTEIN*SAVED*YOUR*MISERABLE*LIFE*AGAIN*



2 years ago #9134353        
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Oh, Captain!!!!!!!!! Mr. Snippy missed you ***kuu-ku-ku-ku-ku-kuuu*



zeepaige

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2 years ago #9099188        
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Is it just me, or does it look like captains head must be really tiny?



sergeant

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2 years ago #9082483        
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@kb86, no, in the previous strip (http://romanticallyapocalyptic.com/118) thats NOT the captain, thats the character named as ''stalky''.
im not sure is he/she is a girl/boy, but im sure that it follows captain all the time, an has a crush for captain.



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