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ENTRY ___119



As my body plummeted through the atmosphere, I felt the scarf tingle on my neck.
Was it keeping me alive? Did it still need me?
"Why don't you shift into a parachute? Or grow me some wings?" I pleaded the Biomatrix as the air whooshed past us.

"Not enough material," was the response.
"A few of your organs will need to be harnessed for this procedure."

"Can't you do without the organ harnessing?"

"No," was its initial response, then it continued:
"Terminal velocity will slow your body down enough as is.
Probability indicates a snow landing. Bend your knees.
If it is a landing onto concrete or rock, your body will shatter and break, spilling minor organs.
In case of such unfortunate life expiration, we will have full rights to reconstruct your shell as we see fit, increasing efficiency 200%.
You could use another set of arms, you know."

"What if I don't want extra arms?"

"Too bad."


...

As chance would have it, I did land onto something.
Something that sounded an awful lot like ... Captain.


11th January 2013
 


111 Comments:
 
Tawnstar

21 F
2 days ago #9264159        

PLEASE TELL ME CAPTAIN IS NOT SNIPPY. THIS BETTER NOT BE SOME KIND OF CRUEL JOKE.



3 months ago #9217600        

*CAPTEIN*SAVED*YOUR*MISERABLE*LIFE*AGAIN*



6 months ago #9134353        

Oh, Captain!!!!!!!!! Mr. Snippy missed you ***kuu-ku-ku-ku-ku-kuuu*



zeepaige

16 O
8 months ago #9099188        

Is it just me, or does it look like captains head must be really tiny?



sergeant

20 M
9 months ago #9082483        

@kb86, no, in the previous strip (http://romanticallyapocalyptic.com/118) thats NOT the captain, thats the character named as ''stalky''.
im not sure is he/she is a girl/boy, but im sure that it follows captain all the time, an has a crush for captain.



mer

17 F
9 months ago #9072916        

Captein!



9 months ago #9062518        

WHY DO WE NOT GET TO SEE CAPTAINS FACE?



1 year ago #8970785        

@victor88imyf
That makes sense...



1 year ago #8957398        

@thunderheart396
Because the mug was the first to land.



1 year ago #8929217        

Why is captein holding zee mug?



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