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ENTRY ___113

Amber of Snippy, Sector 0074 Host
Chronicler of Introspection

Entry ________113:

The "word" of of Mod struck down my home, burning my past to a crisp.
The tower which housed my burning body collapsed, falling, crumbling apart as the hellish fire devoured the lower levels of the castle.
The tumbling waters of the river accepted my shattered body.
I knew that I was long gone, because I could hear them.
I was already changing, becoming one of them.
The voices of the dead ones whispered to me in unison, across my body, inside my mind, everywhere and nowhere.
"Welcome To Death.
This experience is being recorded for quality assurance purposes.
We appreciate your sudden termination caused by ionic explosive decompression.
We are delighted to accept you into to the Biomatrix collective.
You may be highly confused and alarmed.
Do not panic. We are here for you.
A smooth departure from mortality into the Universal Afterlife is our guarantee.
Long before your ancestors were born we have copyrighted your cells, thus when all sentient beings of this world die, they join the Biomatrix as avatars as per binding "symbiosis" agreement made with multicellular Charles Snippy on cycle dated: 57/039/483/4948. Depending on the damage levels of your neurons and your usefulness to the Biomass community, you may have limited or none of self-awareness. If you lack mobility due to external damage, your body will be adjusted and re-shaped. Your mind contains 194848743969458443485874 memory synapses and links. They will be integrated into our knowledge database and scanned for error/inconsistencies. Your entire consciousness´╗┐ and intelligence will likely be reformatted into something beyond your capacity at this time to even comprehend. Your subconscious self will be perpetually preserved on our living network of interconnected worldwide avatars. Please Remain Calm, we are beginning the reformatting process."


Artist: Christina Zakhozhay:

18th November 2012

Tagged in Amber Cancer
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15 M
7 years ago #9432533        



man y they gotta ruin the story!
Does there REALLY have to be a random nude part?

8 years ago #9268472        



Well now my theory doesn't seem to work so well at all...

What's the biomatrix doing here? Damn it now I gotta start over

7 years ago #9368530        



Well.. Here is some random naked part.. Yay .... -_-

8 years ago #9310241        



I wonder... if after all these years, Snippy's soul/avatar had not being integrated in to the biomass, does this mean lady Amber is the end of Snippy? Or does this reshaping experience happen everytime Snippy's current body dies?

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8 years ago #9273028        



Now, depending on how Biomass stored those minds... When he was glasses by the orbital cannon, ANNET could have wiped out potentially limitless consciousnesses. As if she wasn't evil enough.

8 years ago #9263560        



Protocol 1-1-3- still usable in far future? huh...

8 years ago #9246213        



Ultramagnificently Beautiful!...

8 years ago #9183371        



"Don't Panic." :D


16 M
8 years ago #9167787        



my opinion is the grail is the mug, and that everything is just being repeated in past or alternate version of the future.(if not im so lost)

8 years ago #9154407        



Sweet Christ on a toast. The holy grail might have been a normal cup for all its uses. Wait a moment. What if the Holy Grail was... the mug?

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