*sigh* Its been five days since our savior lemon came emerging from that fire chariot of death which killed our prophet. We have had several deaths this week, we lost mark, phil, terry, lance, and pete during the construction of the statue, and one unidentified death of one of our members. We can't identify the body do to the scorch marks from the tea they had made for our savior.
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You call this a religious cult? This is just a gathering of lemonade- obsessed freaks!