ENTRY ___0-9
Suddenly, Captain came to a halt. I nearly fell onto my face... nearly, if my companion hadn't been holding me with an iron vice-like grip. Lifting my weary eyes, I glanced out at the misty, snow covered wasteland. The area looked no different from all the others I've been through; ruins, charred remains of a city square and lots and lots of snow.
I wondered if the mad Governor of Captania had read my mind, and decided to grant me a nap on the snow. It really made little difference to me at that point. But I would've appreciated it if the Captain hurried up with it already as my body was shutting down.
“WELCOME TO ME CASA!”
Captain pointed towards what looked like a tiny cardboard house covered in deep layer of snow.
“You're kidding, right? You live in that?” I observed the micro-domicile.
“AH, BUT TIZ FAR BIGGER ON THE INSIDE!”
Captain confirmed my concerns.
I sat in the snow, refusing to accept this new development.
While I was pouting, Captain slowly reached towards a hanging bell on the side of the mini-house and flicked it.
I angrily turned away, contemplating my poor life choices.
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Art Director:
Vitaly S Alexius
Illustrator:
Ivan Yakushev
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9th August 1984
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I once knew a man like Zee Captain. He was wonderful, and fun to listen to, if only because nothing creates original content like lunacy. One day, he simply walked into the snow, and I never saw him again. He told me to look away, for some reason. Just one more mystery in a world full of them.