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My enigmatic acquaintance wore a respirator, like all humanoids in the wasteland.
Can't survive without one out here. I recalled how one of my tourists took of his respirator for a "breath of fresh air" and then the entire group looked for his nose and ears...



But, Captain's respirator was different.
It seemed to catch the light in such a way that it looked like a perpetual smile.
Tapping it with a finger and pondering, Captain twirled around as if on a ballet stage.

"SNIPPY, HMM?



SNIPS, SNAPS, SNOOPS, SNEEEEPZ, SNIP-PIE, SNAPPER, SNIPPING, SHNIPPENG, ZSHNIPPEH, SNOPPEH, SNAIPPEH, SNIPPEH!”


Captain hummed, testing numerous variations of my name.
I just stood there, listening to that endless rant,
wondering how many more variations of my last name there could be.

Noticing my silence, suddenly, Captain hugged me tightly and proclaimed:

"DO NOT WORRY!




CAPTANIA OFFERS JOBS EVEN TO A SAPPY-CHAP OF PITTANCE SUCH AS YOURSELF! WHY, YOU COULD BE ZEE MOST PERFECT CANDIDATE FOR MY NEW SNIPPING DIVISION IN WHICH A POSITION HAS JUST OPENED UP DUE TO UNFORTUNATE CIRCUMSTANCES. IS IT NOT KARMA ITSELF THAT BROUGHT YOU TO MY OFFICE, WITH A NAME SO FITTING?"



"Unfortunate circumstances? Karma?"

I muttered.



"FALLING PIANOS DO NOT STRIKE TWICE! OR DO THEY...?"

Captain spoke looking up into the sky, as if expecting something extraordinary to happen there.











Credits


Hugs and love to all our DELICIOUS PATRONS

Art Director:

Vitaly S Alexius

Journal writer:

Izzi


4th August 1984

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