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ENTRY ___0-3




IT'S YOUR MOST LUCKY DAY!

Captain boomed.



I lifted a brow, wondering which question was best to utter first. My Directorate issued Dead Zone Tour Guide Emotive-Goggles lifted one of their lenses, replicating my facial expression. Who knew that my "blink-powered" G-Goggles would function this long when all other electronics had given up?

“...So, what am I supposed to call you?”

I asked finally.


“SILLY CHAP! I JUST TOLD YOU! I AM ZEE CAPTAIN!




BUT I HAVE MANY OTHER JUICY TITLES WHICH CAN APPLY: YOUR GRACE, LADY OF THE LAKE, YOUR EXCELLENCE, YOUR AWESOMENESS, ZEE ALL-MIGHTY ONE, OR MY LIEGE... BUT ZEE CAPTAIN IS ALSO A MOIST SUFFICIENT TITLE!"


I stared at the self-proclaimed lord incredulously, it appeared that "Zee Captain" was completely serious.



Extra radiation with your fries, anyone? I decided it was unimportant. Lord? Governor? Lady? Captain? Whatever.



"The end of the world isn’t the best time to start getting picky about who you hang out with,"

I thought.
"Besides, a little nuttiness couldn’t hurt anyone, right?"



My own tired mind was acting rather odd. For some weird reason I couldn't even begin to assign Captain a gender, no matter how hard I thought about it.



It's as if something was wrong with my brain, whenever I thought of it,
my thought-pattern skipped a beat and simply settled on "Captain".
I filed it under "possible brain cancer/radiation poisoning/extreme exhaustion" and moved on.

“My name is Charles Snippy,”

I introduced myself.




Credits


Hugs and love to all our DELICIOUS PATRONS

Art Director:

Vitaly S Alexius

Journal writer:

Izzi

Contributing Artist:

AnuPatten

3rd August 1984

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1,2; 8-... pages have a translation to russian, but pages 3-7 haven't. is it bug or as design?



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