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EVEN THOUGH...
I WASN'T BORN "A LITTLE GIRL IN A STRANGE AND FORGOTTEN COUNTRY FORMERLY KNOWN AS GERMANY"




AND I CAN'T MAGICALLY TRANSCEND SPACE-TIME...


SOMEDAY I WANT TO GROW UP TO BE JUST LIKE CAPTAIN...



FOR SURELY EVEN A MICRO-SECOND REALIZATION OF CAPTAIN-NESS WOULD MAKE ME ONE WITH THE UNIVERSE.



I WOULD SHARE THE DOGMAS OF CAPTAINIA
WITH ALL PEOPLES OF ALL COLORS,



BUT MY ONLY CAPTIVE/LIVE AUDIENCE IS SNIPPY!



AND EVEN WORSE, HE IS ONLY CAPTIVE BECAUSE I TIED HIM TO A COUCH WHILE HE SLEPT.





26th August 1984

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Is Captain a female?


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Ha, Minerva would do the same thing to me in my college days. She was a scamp, and fond of leather. She was good for a lark, and usually managed to find a strapping young lad to help me out of the knots too hard to untie. This often came in the form of a knife.


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