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ATTENTION: LOCAL RESIDENTS OF CAPTANIA!
TODAY'S INFORMATIVE MEMO IS THAT OF THE INFINITELEY SAD TALE OF A MAN NAMED STEVE STEVENSON.
STEVE HAS BEEN FOUND GUILTY OF THE HIGHEST FORM OF LUNAR TREASON:
Hey, I finished the forms. What?
- SPEAKING OUT LOUD OF THE MOON-RELATED ACTIVITIES.
SUCH PUBLIC SPEECHES AND WONDERINGS WERE MOST PROHIBITED BY THE POWER OF GOOD-NESS!
I just want my gun back! What is this?
FOR THIS PUBLICATION STEVE HAS BEEN PUT TO DEATH BY THE EXISTENTIAL DOOR.
WHATEVER YOU DO, DO NOT THINK ABOUT THE CASUALNESS OF THE EXISTENTIAL DOOR OR LUNAR TRAVEL!
THINKING ABOUT THE DOOR WILL BRING IT FORTH.
IF YOU INEXPLICABLY LOCATE THE SAID DOOR,
IGNORE IT UNTIL IT GOES AWAY!
25th August 1984
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1 year ago
Night Vale meets post apocalyptic World starring a clueless guy, a clever obsessed guy and a wacky captain
2 years ago
Hm. I have not seen this door. Odd.
10 months ago
Wait, hold on a second! Isn't that door seen again later in the comic? That also had to do with the moon- is this, what do you call it, prelude?
2 years ago
I have seen this door once before and i entered it now im somewhere... reading this comic
Dont enter the door as a saw a skeleton float by me...
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