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"NOOOOoOOO00ooOOOOoO



OoOOooooooooO00OO."

Pilot stumbled, screeching.

"That's right!



Don't come any closer or that's a haircut for you!"

I pressed on.


"CURSE YOU, SCISSOR-HANDS!"




Pilot shrieked, shaking his fist at me, stepping backwards. I couldn't believe my ridiculous strategy was working.



"YOU'LL NEVER BE A TRUE CITIZEN OF CAPTANIA, YOU JERB-STEELING-CRABSTACEAN!



I'LL MAKE SURE THOSE PAPERS NEVER MAKE IT TO CAPTAIN'S DESK! IT'LL BE THE UNEMPLOYMENT OFFICE FOR YOU, SOONER OR LATER!"




"Shoo now. Shooo."


I waved the scissors at Pilot as he retreated into the hallway,
stumbling and grumbling how United Postal Service was on his side because his cousin works there.



Pilot was clearly (and luckily for me) deathly afraid of either scissors or haircuts.
Perhaps this was Captain's plan all along, I pondered, staring at the citizenship papers.


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Hugs and love to all our DELICIOUS PATRONS

Art Director:

Vitaly S Alexius

21st August 1984

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Clever use of scissors. I have not seen such a threat made since that russian man I cavorted with in the Tin Room, the year before last.



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