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While I was occupied with the questionnaire/scissors, Pilot emerged from a doorway with demands for his job back.


"...IS THAT A CITIZENSHIP APPLICATION?!"


He somehow must have noticed the citizenship papers I'd put down on the table amidst the time-worn
"WHITEN YOUR TEETH" brochures.



"Ummm... no?"

I replied, realizing that if Pilot took the papers away I'd likely never see my gun again.
"GIVE THEMS HERER!"


Pilot shouted, suddenly lurching forward towards the papers.


"Stay back!"

I cried out.



"These scissors are very sharp!
I will... uhhh... give you a very bad haircut!"

I sounded like a fool.


Credits

Hugs and love to all our DELICIOUS PATRONS

Art Director:

Vitaly S Alexius

Extra frame art:

Iidanmrak

20th August 1984

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DIDOU

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1 year ago #9802855        
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bad haircut is pilot weakness


thewalkinglurker

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1 year ago #9793421        
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nooooooo anything, but not a hAirCuT


In_a_Strange_Land

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1 year ago #9782781        
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Please do, this quiff I am sporting has started to grow quite long, and I am somewhat overdue, as well as not wanting to spend my cash at the local alternatives.


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