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ENTRY ___0-20
While I was occupied with the questionnaire/scissors, Pilot emerged from a doorway with demands for his job back.
"...IS THAT A CITIZENSHIP APPLICATION?!"
He somehow must have noticed the citizenship papers I'd put down on the table amidst the time-worn
"WHITEN YOUR TEETH" brochures.
"Ummm... no?"
I replied, realizing that if Pilot took the papers away I'd likely never see my gun again.
"GIVE THEMS HERER!"
Pilot shouted, suddenly lurching forward towards the papers.
"Stay back!"
I cried out.
"These scissors are very sharp!
I will... uhhh... give you a very bad haircut!"
I sounded like a fool.
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Hugs and love to all our
DELICIOUS PATRONS
Art Director:
Vitaly S Alexius
Extra frame art:
Iidanmrak
20th August 1984
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4 years ago
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bad haircut is pilot weakness
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4 years ago
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nooooooo anything, but not a hAirCuT
In_a_Strange_Land
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4 years ago
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Please do, this quiff I am sporting has started to grow quite long, and I am somewhat overdue, as well as not wanting to spend my cash at the local alternatives.
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bad haircut is pilot weakness