You are an odd hallucination.I muttered, to which the hallucination responded with:
“I AM ZEE CAPTAIN...
...ANOINTED SOVEREIGN, EMISSARY OF HUMANITY, PRESCIENT GOVERNOR AND LADY OF ALL THINGS IN CAPTANIA, THE GREAT AND POWERFUL SYSTEM WIZARD!
"BEHOLD... CAPTANIA! YOU HAVE DISCOVERED YOURSELF IN A MOST PROSPEROUS PARADISE NATION OF DIGNIFIED LOVE! CONGRATULATIONS!"
With that, Captain gestured towards the frozen wasteland in a long, dramatic pause.
Could have also offered me a free coffee.
I thought with sarcasm.
Hugs and love to all our DELICIOUS PATRONS
Art Director: Vitaly S Alexius
2nd August 1984
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