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I sighed and looked at the first page of the

"CITIZENSHIP APP."

It said:
Greetings, applicant! DRAW THE FLAG OF CAPTANIA IN THE FIELD BELOW:

Uuuh...What does the flag of Captania look like?


THAT'S A NATIONAL SECRET!

Then how am I supposed to...?


JUST USE THE POWER OF IMAGINATION, BOOB!


With this, Captain reached deep into the trench coat pocket,


pulled out a box of watercolors, and thrust them at me...


...turned and marched off straight through a wall, covering me in a cloud of paint chips, plaster and asbestos.


I stared at the hole in the wall. Captain was nowhere to be found.


I sighed again and returned to the citizenship application:


I flipped through the pages.
The questions went on and on and on.
APPLICATION FOR CAPTANIA
CITIZENSHIP APP QUESTIONNAIRE (FOR A SNIPPING DIVISION INTERNSHIP):
[1] DO YOU ENJOY THE FINE ART OF SNIPPING?
[2] HOW DO YOU FEEL ABOUT QUILTING?
[3] ARE YOU ABLE TO WIELD THE
SCISSOR-BLADE?
[4] ARE YOU ABLE TO DEFEND CAPTANIA AGAINST
MOST SUDDEN UPRIZING OF CLOTHES?
[5] CAN YOU DEFEND YOURSELF WITH A NEEDLE?
[6] IS THE SEWING MACHINE YOUR FRIEND
OR ENEMY?
[7] DO YOU LIKE BUILDING SAND CASTLES?
[8] HOW MANY JOINTS DOES A SCISSOR
TRULY HAVE?"



Credits


Hugs and love to all our DELICIOUS PATRONS

Art Director:

Vitaly S Alexius

Journal Art Extra:

AnuPatten

19th August 1984

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(1) Snipping is a fine form, handy in use, and beautiful to both perform, and observe being done by others.
(2) Quilting is lovely, and generally done by my grandmother, who learned it from socialists in the 50's.
(3) I believe so, yes. I am in fact holding one right this moment.
(4) Yes.
(5) I did so against a fascist in Berlin last year.
(6) Depends on who is throwing it at me, and whether it is operable afterwards.
(7) I enjoy it very much, usually with other half-naked men.
(8) One, I believe, as there are only two parts, connected by a single joint.



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