It said: Greetings, applicant! DRAW THE FLAG OF CAPTANIA IN THE FIELD BELOW:
Uuuh...What does the flag of Captania look like?
THAT'S A NATIONAL SECRET!
Then how am I supposed to...?
JUST USE THE POWER OF IMAGINATION, BOOB!
With this, Captain reached deep into the trench coat pocket,
pulled out a box of watercolors, and thrust them at me...
...turned and marched off straight through a wall, covering me in a cloud of paint chips, plaster and asbestos.
I stared at the hole in the wall. Captain was nowhere to be found.
I sighed again and returned to the citizenship application:
I flipped through the pages.
The questions went on and on and on. APPLICATION FOR CAPTANIA
CITIZENSHIP APP QUESTIONNAIRE (FOR A SNIPPING DIVISION INTERNSHIP):
 DO YOU ENJOY THE FINE ART OF SNIPPING?
 HOW DO YOU FEEL ABOUT QUILTING?
 ARE YOU ABLE TO WIELD THE
 ARE YOU ABLE TO DEFEND CAPTANIA AGAINST
MOST SUDDEN UPRIZING OF CLOTHES?
 CAN YOU DEFEND YOURSELF WITH A NEEDLE?
 IS THE SEWING MACHINE YOUR FRIEND
 DO YOU LIKE BUILDING SAND CASTLES?
 HOW MANY JOINTS DOES A SCISSOR