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[ 10 minutes ago... ]


I was already sorry that I'd involved myself with Captain.



Overnight, my gun had vanished and had been replaced with a very rusty pair of scissors, located on an extremely dusty, purple velvet pillow with a note attached stating:


"SNIPPING DEVICE: SCIZZORR-BLADE.
DO NOT USE WHILE OPERATING HEAVY MACHINERY.
LOSING YOUR WAY WHILE HOLDING THESE IS NOT PERMITTED."

When I asked for my gun back, Captain shoved a massive stack of moldy, yellowish papers into my hands.



"What is...?"
I started to inquire.


"APPLICATION FOR CAPTANIA CITIZENSHIP, OF COURSE!



FOREIGNERS SUCH AS YOURSELF WHO RE-DISCOVER THEMSELVES UPON
OUR SOIL ARE NOT ALLOWED TO ARM BEARS!"




Credits


Hugs and love to all our DELICIOUS PATRONS

Art Director:

Vitaly S Alexius

17th August 1984

Tagged in Pilot Snippy
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26 days ago #9795561        
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I Once hunted bear i discoverer that it had a gun on its back along hunting it

:I



3 months ago #9782778        
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I can't recall ever meeting a bear, but I feel I would if I had met one, especially an armed one, with such a snazzy uniform. Who knows, bears are odd creatures, peculiar in temperament.



4 months ago #9779087        
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Remember! No Bears Armed!



4 months ago #9777616        
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Oh no! the chair has been cut open!



Brudifee

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