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"Sigh... Are you still talking to that Billboard?"

I decided to approach the situation with light sarcasm.

"SHUT UP!"

Captain shushed me.



"I CAN'T HEAR WHAT SHE'S SAYING TO ME!"




"That isn't even a real human being, you know. You're talking to a drawing. She can't answer you!"

I mentioned in an attempt to dislodge Captain from "THE FINE ART OF OGLING" .

"HOOMAN ELEMENT, YOU SAY?"



"HMM... ZAT IS INDEED A DIS-PROPORTIONAL PICKLE REQUIRING RESOLUTIONS. SUCH IS TO BE PROCURED IMMEDIATELY!"


Upon this, the BINOCULAR DEVICE turned slowly 180 degrees and rested pointing straight at me. I wondered how long Captain was going to stare at me like that, and whether this was, to either of us, an improvement over the previous situation.


"M'YEES... THAT'LL DO..."




Was the last thing I heard before something like a sack of rock-hard potatoes hit me on the back of the head and all went dark.














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Art Director:

Vitaly S Alexius

13th August 1984

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3 months ago #9777612        
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@brudfeed Yes let us repopulate after the new disaster of deleted comics




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3 months ago #9774297        
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I am here to repopulate the commentsection, since its population got wiped out after its recent update!
Do as I do fellow readers!!



2 months ago #9782774        
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I recall a young woman who would do this to me, I assume to earn my mild ire, and she did. Though, in hindsight, it was hilarious. Of course, the black-out generally ended with us in a cab on the way to Dallas, to visit museums, dressed in what I can only describe as the swankiest sunday best available.



3 months ago #9777728        
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We all just need a hoo-man element to oggle at like proper gentlemen



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